.A Guy walks into a Jewelery shop and asks for a wedding ring
?J: Do you want the name of your lady carved on the back
!G: No! That decreases the resale value
?J: huh?! are you a butcher or something
!G: No… I’m an economist
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? O, cool .. so how’s consulting -
!It’s like selling your soul to the devil -
!…for getting a lot back
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!Remember .. this is not Rhode Island. It’s California … it’s the seventh economy in the world
!one minute later] … not that there’s anything wrong with Rhode Island]
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!!You can get a divorce … but you can’t wipe off a school from your resume
!”Divorce”